i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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