it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
