wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no you cant smoke seaweed
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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