question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My cat gives me a boner
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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