i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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