I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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