The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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