i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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