how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
