actually, I'm a sock model
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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