this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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