WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he thought i was a dude.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
