thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't deserve a penis
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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