Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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