You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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