Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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