I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Two words: blizzard sex
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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