He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you didnt know i had herpes?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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