FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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