You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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