dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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