Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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