It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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