There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
