never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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