her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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