the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
