I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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