what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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