Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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