pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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