if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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