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It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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