Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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