We won't sleep together?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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