A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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