If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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