There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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