But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my phone needs a breathalizer
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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