google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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