I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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