I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It's never too late to be topless.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
