Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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