I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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