I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Couch. On fire.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
