areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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