Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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