I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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