Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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