question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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